January 2011
reenskita asked: Happy New Year Kim! Hope you're feeling better. There's a lot of nastiness going around these days. I've had a little stomach thing going on since yesterday. Tonight I have not much of a voice at all. I think that's stress though...Hope the new year brings you all the happiness your heart can stand.
December 2010
It's Official, I'm a Douchebag
I’ve got my iPod. The easiest thing in the world would be to delete the previous posts and pretend I never thought the worst of people, but what purpose would that serve? I ordered the crow, so I might as well eat it.
My tumblr buddy, Chantaliylace, mentioned karma; it comes in all forms. Hubris is one. I was to proud too admit to myself that I could make a mistake, but not too proud to...
It's Official, I'm a Douchebag
I’ve got my iPod. The easiest thing in the world would be to delete the previous posts and pretend I never thought the worst of people, but what purpose would that serve? I ordered the crow, so I might as well eat it.
My tumblr buddy, Chantaliylace, mentioned karma; it comes in all forms. Hubris is one. I was to proud too admit to myself that I could make a mistake, but not too proud to...
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Can I really be that lucky?
I took a page from onethousanddays and got tenacious. I called the store on the receipt and asked if anyone saw anything. No. However, one was recovered in the snowy parking lot and turned into lost and found.
What? Cross your fingers that I could be so lucky. Still it felt good to not just sit and take it.
moveherfeet asked: That's aweful. Sorry about your ipod.
moveherfeet asked: That's aweful. Sorry about your ipod.
Son of a Bitch!
Merry Christmas to the sorry MOTHER FUCKER who stole my iPod out of my purse last night.
So glad you got a lovely impulse “buy” in the line at Walgreens. Hope you like pink and the bad ass case/clip that secured it to my purse pocket and the Nike+ chip plugged into it.
Too bad I didn’t have my wallet out, you might have had fun with that.
Netflix - Watch A Very Long Engagement →
I stumbled upon this when I couldn’t sleep last night. It was so engaging I couldn’t help staying up longer to finish it.
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Me: Chloroseptic and Mineral Ice make a lovely fragrance combination. I call it Eau de Golden Girls.
Vernon: Nonsense Blanche, you forgot the moth balls!
On poop.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?
Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.
(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and...
Just call me Bugsy
My name is Kim and I make inappropriate choices with eye-wear.
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Tongue firmly in cheek in last post
anguncensored replied to your post: The Truth About the Plague
You are NOT a lemon!
Oh, he knows that. Tres tells me all the time how lucky our family is to have me. He’s a keeper. My getting sick freaks him out ’cause it means I’m mortal and vulnerable. However, he’s been going through his own rounds of wear and tear to his joints, so he’s lightened up a lot....
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The Truth About the Plague
I get sick too frequently for my husband’s comfort.
My husband’s discomfort really chaps my ass.
I get the sniffles like everyone else does and manage on my own quietly.
I think the chronic shit and the bacterial respiratory infections make my husband feel like he bought a lemon.
My husband has only taken antibiotics a handful of times in the 21 years I’ve known him (we met...
Write one leaf about foam.
If you have the time and the inclination for barrista art, you can make a drink that ends up on accidental penis.
themusiclibrary:
Apres Moi - Regina Spektor
...
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A Long Night of Hot and Sweaty
I drove Tres from our bed last night. My chills made the bed vibrate like Magic Fingers. Around 4:15 I felt like I was boiling, but my my temp was only 101. Might have been hotter, but all the sweat might have brought it down.
Not exactly my preferred reason for changing the sheets.
themusiclibrary:
The Blower’s Daughter - Damien...
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That's a lot of #$%*ing money
We started a swear jar ‘cause kids learn what they live. We’re up to $20*.
*edited to add that it’s 50 cents a swear.
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Bah hum Bug
Merry Christmas everyone
I’m too ditzy to message you all directly, but I’ve tried to reply to your posts today.
Love and peace to you all
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Where are the Fine Young Canibals when I need...
Supposedly my mother is broke and her accounts were frozen due to a lawsuit. Yet, there are packages from amazon. Jeez, why isn’t she taking care of her bills with this money? Now I have more crap to wrap.
Thanks, Mom, but you drive me crazy— ooo, ooo, ooo.*
has anyones tumblr page ever tricked you?
you look through a few posts and they seem cool and you follow them. later on you realize they post stuff about them loving miley cyrus and jesus and you’re like
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George Bailey, I'm gonna love you 'til the day I...
I always cry when he looks for ZuZu’s petals, when he can’t find them and later when he does. Maybe, someday, my ZuZu will watch this and understand.
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“Redefine Christmas in your head. Only keep the good stuff. Separate out all the...”
– DearCokeTalk— On Christmas Spirit and getting over yourself.
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“Redefine Christmas in your head. Only keep the good stuff. Separate out all the...”
– DearCokeTalk— On Christmas Spirit and getting over yourself.
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The Truth About Christmas
I ran out of scotch tape. I think blue painters tape will add festive flair and ease of destruction.
I didn’t buy name tags. I recycled scraps of paper and old business cards.
I’m not cheap, just ill prepared. Okay, maybe a little cheap, but mostly wrapping gifts stresses me out worse than buying them.
Seriously, if they didn’t sell the wrapping paper by the cash register,...
themusiclibrary:
Last Christmas - Wham!
Oh,...
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I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas
We drove up to the Pennisula to stand in line for Santa at Bass Pro Shop.Hey, it was a free photo and for some reason my kids think it’s akin to a trip the aquarium. I like the people watching. And mullets hunting. The were some glorious specimens today.
I guess the hunters like to do a little people watching, too. I stood waiting with the kids, bald faced and wearing knee length wool coat...
Write one leaf from the point of view of an elf.
mybluedoor:
Wow…I didn’t know Mrs Claus didn’t wear underwear.
Nope. Can’t top that.
Where are my manners?
Tres grabbed me and demanded a kiss as I walked out of the room to tuck the kids in. He addressed my chest or rather the bald gentlemen climbing out of my shirt. Apparently the one to my right was pointing at him and rudely ignoring any friendly overtures.
The World's Gone Nuts
I feel a little down on tumblr. Meanwhile on facebook, I’m in an argument with an old friend over DADT (I’m disappointed he’s against repeal and base his position on fallacy).
Ugh, now I see why people abandon the internet at this time of year.
“In life you’re either the hammer or the nail, would you rather get hammered or...”
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Why not both….. (via shoe-fits)
So happy not to be single with lines like these
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On ZuZu loosing a tooth
We went out for a scoop of ice cream to celebrate her rite of passage. Her brother, feeling the season, broke out in song.
“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, so I can whistle ‘Merry Christmas’,’” sang The Rooster
My husband and I giggle, correct him and giggle some more.
“In all my years, I thought it was ‘whistle’,” replies...