February 2011
Stalkers Keep Finding Me In Zumba
lilmacktruck:
natalie-ilovetea-thornley:
This made me laugh. Love it.
See why I stayed home tonight?
“Beneath the pressure of torments such as these, the feeble remnant of good...”
– Edgar Allen Poe
I skipped Zumba for ice cream. Now the commercials are everywhere like the beating of the Tail-Tale Heart
Mommy, there's monsters and ghosts in my room
My daughter was up between 2:30-3:30 this morning. I was up even longer waiting for her lids to shut. Her sudden streak of insomnia follows Tres’ last post-surgery round. Sleep deprevation is impairing my judgement. Therefore, I’m here staring at dashboard again.
Mommy, there's monster and ghost trying to get me
My daughter was up with me from 2:30-3:30 this morning. Her streak of insomnia is killing me. It’s impairing my judgement. Therefore, I’m staring at tumblr again.
January 2011
themusiclibrary:
Tiny Dancer - Elton John
onethousanddays-deactivated2011 asked: what are the round things you have been using to knit with?
Ya know...
mizzgrizz:
I’ve been told I am “an amazing woman” enough times… I’m starting to think it’s code for “bat shit crazy.”
Yeah, but they love it.
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Write one leaf about what it means to be a tiger.
I was born in the year of the tiger. Maybe that’s why I love Frosted Flakes, wearing scarves, and randomly throw my leg in the air only to glare at you for having the balls to stare at me.
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Knit Chemotherapy Hats for Cancer Patients →
In looking for ways to take this loom knitting a bit further, I came across Chemo Caps. What a wonderful way to make my meditative act into a physical act of random kindness. I hope this will inspite my kids to learn with me.
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last one in the pool: Did I miss the memo? →
lastoneinthepool:
In the last hour, I have seen twenty three (23!!!!!) posts about females and their weight “issues”…… compound this with an earlier text convo and I’m wondering what’s up? That’s today ALONE.
Women…. what givSes? We have curves…. or not. We have padding…. or not.
It’s not the jeans that make you…
I’m glad for tumblr just for this kind of post. Today, I was...
Well, I'm Nothing If Not a Lady
shoe-fits replied to your photo: Apparently Denim Jumpsuits are SST. I think their…
Hot. It’s like a classy Showtime movie wardrobe.
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projectaisleview-deactivated201 asked: How's living you little red-headed doll face?
Out In The Woods, Up To No Good: Housebroke →
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For the first-time homeowner, this term is a double entendre. Anyone who has bought a home with any of the following thoughts: “I can fix this,” “I can live with this,” and/or “It’s what we can afford” probably understands what being housebroke is all about.
I am in my first house and it’s…
List is great advice. I would add that you seek out a second opinion for home...
lickystickypickyme:
Dusty Springfield - Son of a...
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Wheel of Morality
wheelofmorality:
turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: All body sizes are ideal if they are natural.
Thanks therealcherilyn
Damn straight. I’m “real and spectacular”.
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under humor, music,...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #humor, #music, #photography
Napolean at my Waterlogged backyard
I just met the new neighbor. I’m thrilled someone plans to live in the sometimes abandoned house behind me. Yes, that’s great that you want to invest and improve. Hell no, you may not have more of my yard to do it.
Go ahead, get your survey. You’ll see your fence is where it’s supposed to be, just as it was when I welcomed through the house to see if from our...
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69
Inches. My height.
Did you really think I would play into that sex meme?
onethousanddays-deactivated2011 asked: hmm.. you might be right regarding the contradiction.. damnit.
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Who wants to bet this will...
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Sacrifice
The last 8 year-old to reject me was my baby sister. That was 17 years ago. I left home to get married. I ran away.
I cared for her as a baby. I would push her back and forth in our other sister’s (then 2 y/o) red wagon; I used an old baby bed padding and her blankets to make a buggy. I used my foot to push it back and forth while I did my homework. I was 10.
I bathed her. I...
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A Mouthful of Truth
I broke my jaw in five places just before I turned nine. It left a scar on my chin that people often mistake for a pen mark. The accident left my jaw slightly crooked and shorter than the original design. That fact combined with the a low camera angle gives me the appearance of a double chin in certain photographs.
I had a series of dental and ortho visits in the year following the...
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Barfly— Ray LaMontagne
Heard this in while...
Tangled Up In Blue (Okay, Teal) →
Tea Time
I have to leave y’all for now to make gruel for the fam and then shake it at Zumba (consider this Early Seismic Warning for East Coast tumblrs). Too bad I only have one leg warmer ready; it would add that special twist to my dreadful dance skills.
thatchris asked: Thanks for your compliment about the mustache. I assure you (and this isn't me being my usual self-deprecating self) you were the only one.
I caught a glimpse in the mirror that night, creeped myself out & got rid of it immediately. I knew somewhere Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds were weeping for my crimes against mustaches. :)
I caught a glimpse in the mirror that night, creeped myself out & got rid of it immediately. I knew somewhere Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds were weeping for my crimes against mustaches. :)
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mybluedoor replied to your post: Wrestling with Future Physicians
Hold it, the kids climbed up your backside to see how far they could push what??????? I totally read that wrong….
No, no you didn’t.
Wrestling with Future Physicians
I was feeling pretty good today, despite the mandated scheduling (a post for a later date). I even thought I might get some personal writing done.
Then the kids started taking turns climbing up my backside to explore how far they could push me. They’re like tag teaming procotologists.
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I’m up to bills for the swear jar today.
So Much For the After Glow
Fair warning. Listening to music with earbuds on cold winters night while knitting leads to static shocks— IN YOUR EARS!
Sparks are flying from my ears.
I did Zumba so I think I’ll eat a whole shit ton of pastries.