I’m Firing Blanks

  • Two Zumba classes today. I need to work off some frustrations.
  • Thank God, I’m not the one teaching them or it would turn into a Reggaeton infused dance from “Lord of the Flies”. Aggression, I haz it.
  • Crochet Circle is meeting tonight.
  • I’m not going. I don’t want to be stuck with the shy oceanographer and I can no longer call a friend who lives nearby to give me a polite out. 
  • Maybe I’ll go next week when it’s not so weird and there are more people.
  • Or I won’t because it’s just me, the shy oceanographer and a lot of awkward silence.
  • Some attempts at friendship are just too complicated to be viable. 

  1. marscapone posted this
Charlie Brown: It's stupid to just sit here and admire that little red haired girl from a distance. It's stupid not to get up and go over and talk to her.
[stands up]
Charlie Brown: It's really stupid! It's just plain stupid; so why I don't I go over and talk to her?
[sits down]
Charlie Brown: Because I'm stupid.

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